Dumb Ways to Die: 1 | Dumb Ways to Die: 2 | Dumb Ways to Die: 3
Written by Mistleheart and Mistsong.
- Pick a fight with a horde of angry raccoons.
- Jump at a Twoleg monster.
- Charge straight into the path of a falling tree.
- Crash into a hummingbird, which accidentally pecks your throat.
- Try to swallow a pregnant cow.
- Stand underneath a falling tree.
- Stick your head into a beehive and suffocate.
- Challenge Brokenstar.
- Swallow 100 bramble thickets, all at once.
- Dive into the path of a falling tree.
- Get crushed by a stampede of sheep terrified of you.
- Jump into a dark burrow with badger-scent all over it.
- Hurl yourself into a flood.
- Leap into a well you can't see the bottom of.
- Go swimming with a shark.
- Hurl yourself into a tornado.
- Eat a really sharp rock.
- Throw yourself into a tsunami.
- Bury yourself alive.
- Challenge Scourge.
- Walk in between a raging battle that is against two other Clans.
- Run into a half-finished barbed wire fence and get your eyes stabbed out.
- Change your diet to grass, grass, and grass.
- Fall asleep on the Thunderpath.
- Try to adopt a Doberman.
- Run straight into a sharp branch pointed at you and get impaled.
- Run straight into an avalanche.
- Mistake a Twoleg charger for prey.
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