"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start."
These words have haunted my dreams since the beginning of time.
Today we took our last pacer test of middle school (meaning the last pacer test of my life, considering we don't have to do it in high school)
Am I the only person in history that actually likes the pacer test?
HERE ME OUT
I hate PE. I hate PE so much I want to scream. Sometimes, in PE, I want to lay down on the floor on my face. My PE coach knows this; in fact, I constantly tell him. He doesn't really care. He just makes us learn stupid sports stuff that I don't pay attention to. So PE class is horrible.
But the Pacer Test takes up the entire class for us, so we don't have to go through the regular pain of PE. I actually don't hate running that much. I would much rather run back and forth across the gym for ten minutes and rest right afterword with as much water as I want than be forced to partake in the evilness that is regular PE class.
I don't know why I had the need to say this. I just did :P